Season three of Alf came out recently on DVD. Here are a few of his hilarious quotes from the first few episodes of the season:“Oh sure. When Kate makes a rhyme it’s not big deal. Just for that, I’m eating your meal.”
“Oh great. We’re going bowling and I don’t even have a cantaloupe.”
“Thanks. You’re a lifesaver. You’re more than a lifesaver. You’re a milk dud.”
“Every sheik has a harem. It’s considered sheik.”
“You type for a while. You have 25% more fingers.”
“Imitation is the sincerest form of plagiarism.”